Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that

has no hollow, or one that lieth dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a

ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art removed, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own into our house enter thou not through our fence break through thou not we are protected though we may be frightened our life you may not steal though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to scared to death, creeps, peepers, Roberts and Annabels.

I'm Dan.

Hello, Dan, I'm Lindsay.

Hello.

Hello, and welcome to our show.

I'm going to get us started with one quick announcement right off the top.

This month, we are donating $11,620 to Farm Rescue,

which is the only nonprofit organization of its kind, providing farm and ranch families with the

operational support they need in a time of crisis. Farm rescue sees a world where family farms and

ranches thrive for generations to come.

Big thanks to fan Michaela for sharing this with us. And while neither Dan nor I come directly from

ranch or farm families, we do have extended families that currently or previously were members of

this community. So regardless of that connection or lack thereof,

we love to be able to support any organization that offers help to those in need. And,

you know, I certainly don't know what it takes to put food on my table in that way, but I sure

am grateful to those who do it for us. Absolutely. We'll also be adding $1,290 to the

scholarship fund for 2026. Also, if you want to learn more about farm rescue, you can pop over to farm rescue.org. And that is it for announcements. And then we're just going to roll right into my story previews. I have three tales this week. I'm calling it a little bit of a death sandwich.

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