Edict of Brainworms

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

We take an in depth look at a an article by Henry Kissinger, Eric Schmidt, and Daniel Huttenlocher about how AI is going to re-catholicise the entire world, and turn Patagonia vest nerds into a class of priests. We also turn to a stupid little startup before we get into the weighty stuff. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *NEW SHIRTS ALERT* We have a reprint of the Flying Lada shirt and an all-new design from our friend Phoebe Paradise available for preorder! https://www.trashfuture.co.uk/shop *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows and check out a recording of Milo’s special PINDOS available on YouTube here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRI7uwTPJtg Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	And here we are live from the trash
0:16.6	shooter studio.
0:17.6	You're listening to Riley and Brian Cox.
0:23.8	All right, all right, right. I want to start with barber complaints.
0:27.2	Barber complaints. Well, you have no barber complaints at all. You know, I think Hussein's
0:32.9	barber complaint is interesting. You just want to start with like the barber zone.
0:35.9	Hussein went to one of those Turkish barbers who make it look like they're going to give
0:38.9	you the haircut and then they don't.
0:40.3	No, like my experience was really in the sense of like I got free hot towels, a nice little
0:45.3	Turkish coffee to go with it.
0:47.3	Like the guy's usually quite good.
0:48.3	Don't call it a Greek coffee, they'll throw you right out.
0:50.3	They will throw you right out. They will throw you right out. I think you mean a Turkish haircut.
0:59.1	But it's kind of, I don't know, I've been finding it very difficult to go to any barbers that I sort of pay like, I think, between 25 to 40 pounds for a haircut and a beard
1:06.1	shave, right? And I'm just like, look, I don't want anything too fancy. I'm like an old guy
1:10.3	now. I just sort of want the haircut I have't want anything too fancy. I'm like an old guy now.
1:12.8	I just sort of want the hair could I have but shorter.
1:18.1	But they just, they insist on no matter what you say, no matter what.
1:19.7	I keep getting fades, that's right.
1:22.8	You were in a prison of faiths.
1:24.9	He's in the fade of family.
1:26.6	Yeah, that's right.
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