Welcome to All Things Internet. I am your host Rachel Balinger. This is a show where we

talk about things that have to do with the internet, but mainly things we just see on

the internet. We don't fact check or research anything. Today my mother is gone, so I am

here with a new brand new co-guest host, Human. This human taught me how to tie my shoes.

I did. You did. Wow. That's an important thing to learn. It is. We were at next outside the house

on the front yard by the gate. I remember. Yeah, I remember. Now that you've

been to the bunnies and you did the whole bunny scheme and that's right. Yeah, down the rabbit hole.

There we go. Anyway, it's my brother Christopher. I was going to go on a whole long

reel of who you are. Oh, you could keep complimenting me. A husband, a magician, YouTuber,

guitar maker, new channel maker of gifted guitars. I don't know. Co-author, script writer,

show producer, human being Christopher Balinger. Everybody, round of applause. Thank you. Wow.

That felt so coffee shopped just then with the snapping of the fingers. Well, you know, I try and

keep it a chill vibe. No, I'm going to add sound effects later. No, that is too much work. Mom keeps

asking me to add sound effects. I'm like, I just upload it. Sounds good. I'm going to do that. Sounds

good. All right. So not that you needed to have, but have you listened or seen any of these podcasts?

You know what? I've seen them all. Really? Get out. No, I did not know anyone in the family. Yeah,

I just I learned some like some dirty secrets about you and Andrew and the kitchen by listening in.

Oh, I've been doing my research. I've been doing my research because I feel like I've been out.

I wanted to be the best co-hosts that your podcast has ever had. Yeah, but you've already had

Jessica on. So I can't, I'm not going to be able to top that one. She knew more than I ever could.

Yes. She just like that was she was impressive. Yes. Because usually I'm used to mom who just, you know,

I don't know who those people are. Okay. Okay. I might be more similar to mom actually. You know

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