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Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is he's amazing to himself and his mama. Okay.

Those two people. We'll get into that in just a bit because right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for is, Neff?

Well, Shirley Valentine's is tomorrow. And I'm going to show you how to do this. This right here is edible fruit delivery. Edible fruit delivery. I think we've all gotten one of those edibles at some time in our lives. You've gotten it when it's on a nice little stick, got the fruit on it and all that. But this is edible fruit delivery. Cat dog, if you would. Hello, George. How can I help you? Hi, I'm trying to find Chad. He's not in right now. How can I help you? Okay. All right. I'm sorry, man. What's your name? Who is this? My name is Perkins. I actually have a delivery, edible fruit delivery for Chad, and I'm trying to make sure I got the address and everything, correct?

Oh, well, who's it from?

I think it's from you.

Your name is, what's your name again?

Devena.

I didn't order any edible arrangements.

Okay.

It's for Valentine's.

Let me see.

Yeah, that definitely must be a mistake.

You sure wasn't Chad ordered some edible arrangements for me? I think that, but that might make some sense.

It's for Chad. Okay, here it is. Who sent this? Miss Derrida.

Derrita. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not me at all. I'm Devena, and that doesn't make any

why she would send anything. Right. I'm Chad's wife, but the name is Divina, but the name is a

totally different person. Okay, so do you know Dorita Clark? Who is that? Oh, that's not someone I

associate with personally. That's Chad's ex-wife, and that doesn't make any sense for her to be sending us anything. So you don't even have to put that over. I don't think she sent us. And she didn't send it to Chad. She didn't send it to you. Okay, well, I'm just going to let you know we don't need that delivery.

So thank you anyway.

You can go ahead and you can keep that for yourself. No, no, no, no. Hold on. Hold on, Mr. I'll make sure I say the right name. Don't worry. Don't worry too much about that. If I don't make my deliveries, I don't get paid. I have to deliver these of this edible fruit, man.

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