We are about to break the surly ponds of gravity and punch the face of God.

Left Jab Productions present Edge of Sports Radio, where sports and politics collage.

And now your host, Dave Zarin.

The Schmada Kid.

Boom!

Edge of Sports Radio, where sports and politics collide.

I'm Dave Ziren, joined as always by a man who's back from repenting for his sins on Yom Kippur, Dan Baker, DB.

Guy like you would have to fast a month, man.

Oh, snap. Jewish sin humor. And joined by the coach, Kevin McKnight. How you doing, Coach? You know, let's tell our fans that we are here in Washington, D.C., and there's a big flack about the risk gets jucking up in the locker room after the game. We don't use that name on this show, Coach. Oh, I'm sorry. You had a Washington football team. I'm sorry. We're all breaking these habits. It's all good. I apologize.

But go on.

Go on. We don't use that name on this show. Oh, I'm sorry. You had a Washington football team. I'm sorry.

We're all breaking these habits.

It's all good. I apologize. Go on, go on, please. But the point of it is, you know, last week's show wasn't one of our stellar ones and you were, you know, you were laughing hysterically out in the locker room afterwards. What is that about? A, last year was stellar. stellar. Last week was stellar. Last year. Last year was pretty stellar, too. B, I've been drinking

cough syrup for about six or seven hours. So whatever I say, just be like frozen and let it go. And joined by the man himself, Mimar. How you doing, Mee Mark? I'm loving the Frozen references. It's good. Thank you. Is this going to be like an All Disney show?

All Disney.

That's right. All right, let's do it. But only if Dan does a little Andrew Lansbury and sings, beauty and the beast. I mean, that's the close of the show. You gave away the ending. Oh, man, I didn't know there was a surprise ending. All right, Dan, real quick. buying or selling on the Chicago Bears.

I had them going to the Super Bowl to play the Bengals.

What do you think of my predictions? I didn't know there was a surprise any. All right, Dan, real quick. Buying or selling on the Chicago Bears.

I had them go into the Super Bowl to play the Bengals.

What do you think of my prediction? They are who I thought they were. Oh, oh. Ouch. They're an 8-N-8 team. Oh, oh. Ouch. Really? Because you're a fan. You're wearing a bear shirt right now. I love the Chicago Bears.

I love their mediocreness.

They're pretty great that way.

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