We are about to break the surly ponds of gravity and punch the face of God.

Left Jab Productions present Edge of Sports Radio, where sports and politics collage.

And now your host, Dave Zaire.

The Schmada Kid.

Boom!

Again, I am not Dave Zarin.

Thankfully, my name is Daniel Baker.

You know me as D.C. Dan, and this is Edge of Sports Radio alongside.

As always, the wonderful coach, Kevin McNutt, who is, did you beat him again at basketball? Is that always not here? Oh, man, you know, he's soft, man. We'll talk about him later. Let's move on to real people. Real people. Not a real person. Real people, you know him as the football Messiah. That's my man. He is just an absolute heaven right now. Football is back. Me and Mark Barry, how you doing, Mark?

I'm doing pretty well. I'm trying real hard to love football and I think I'm doing it okay right now.

A lot of people are struggling with that. Should we love football? Should we not love football?

What's going on? All the field. Adrian Peterson, is he going to play? Is he not going to play?

The Vikings are panicking faster than Dave on his NFL preseason picks.

There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. We're going to cover it all. Dave will join us from the road.

He's on assignment, special super secret double probation assignment.

Nice.

And so we'll get to him a little bit later.

We'll also be speaking to a senior editor at Slam Magazine, and I do not want to butcher his name on air right now.

So I'm going to wait, ask him when I get him on the phone before he comes on the show

to ask him how to pronounce his name.

But there's so much going on.

US just won the FieBA World Cup gold medal.

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