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Left Jab Productions present Edge of Sports Radio, where sports and politics collage.

And now your host, Dave Zaire.

The Schmada Kid.

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Edge of Sports Radio, where sports and politics collide.

I'm Dave Zard.

As always, by a man who was just held hostage the other night by several teammates to insist he stay here at Sirius X-Am.

Dan Baker, D.B.

You got the Paul Pierce treatment, man. I didn't get the emoji battle over it, though, so I'm a little, little disappointed. I didn't get to love that DeAndre Jordan did. Well, maybe if you had the greatest field goal percentage in NBA history, it would be different. By the way, just another thing that just seems like totally bizarre, like things I've learned in the last 24 hours about DeAndre Jordan. He's an offensive force. Does that, does that mean anything? No. Not particularly. Not when you dunk it so much. And mean, Mark Barry, how you doing me, Mark? I have more fingers than some players in the NFL right now. That's sad, man. It's sad. I mean, it's probably not the nicest thing to say, but I do. You just made a

Jason Pierre-Paul joke. I was thinking more of the quarterback, the C.J. Wilson, who lost two fingers as well, who nobody's talking about. Fourthrow and pick for the Buccaneers. How did he lose two fingers? Also fireworks. No. Yeah. I didn't hear about this at all. Yeah. He lost his first and second finger on his left hand. It's crazy.

Dude, which means he now will probably still throw less interceptions than James Winston.

I mean, he lost his first and second finger on his left hand. It's crazy. Dude, which means he now will probably still throw less interceptions than James Winston. I mean, he's the cornerback, so he might catch less interceptions, but yes. A cornerback. See, I blew the joke in every which I'd never heard of C.J. Wilson. Who do you know? Not at all. Hey, Sam, how are you? We got Sam here. Sam is here too. So So glad to have you, Sam. Samantha, we're talking about players missing fingers. Mark made a joke about it. I don't particularly find that funny. What about you? Do you find people's disabilities amusing? I do not. I don't either. I don't buy with the fact that he's my husband, so I have to laugh. Oh, nor did I say in any shape or form. I did not even reveal to the public. I know. I'm going to plan on making him feel bad about that one for a long time. That's good. That's good. I want Mark, because, you know, we didn't make Mark cry over his Johnny Mansell prediction that he would throw for 4,000 yards and 30 touchdowns this year? You still have time.

Still going to happen. Oh, boy, Mark. And, hey, we got a hell of a show this week. We're going to wrap up everything with Shereen Ahmed with the Women's World Cup. We are also going to speak about this DeAndre, Jordan, my favorite off-season story, I don't know, ever.

And we're going to, and Mean Mark is going to kick off about the free agency,

no, the All-Star game.

All-Star game.

It's baseball related.

I know all about baseball.

You got the Washington senators and the St. Louis Brat.

No, those aren't teams.

Wait, we got to go.

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