We are about to break the surly ponds of gravity and punch the face of God.

Left Jab Productions present Edge of Sports Radio, where sports and politics collise.

And now your host, Dave Zarin.

The Schmada Kid.

Boom, edge of sports radio where sports and politics collide.

Seahawks lost.

Joined as always by a man whose favorite football team was gifted the Super Bowl.

DB, does it feel better or worse when something's given to you? Because my son hates it when I let him win. Did we watch the same game? Because I don't think the Seahawks scored 28 points. No. And I'm pretty sure the Patriots did, and the Seahawks didn't. All I know is Pete Carroll. I don't know what they were gifted. I know what they were gifted.

Pete Carroll has finally completed his Manchurian candidate mission that started in 1996 and has led the Patriots to a Super Bowl. Joined, as always, by the coach, Kevin McNutt. How are you doing, Coach? D.C. show them no mercy, baby. Wear them out, man. Their hearts are broken. The wallets are broken. I don't understand, man.

Get them, D.C.

That's not all that's broken.

I think Julian Edelman's broken based on tinder uh joined also as always by the man himself me mark barry how you feel in my brother from the pacific northwest man i'm hurt i'm hurt i look to you in the middle of the third quarter i was like it's going going to be 17.1 for the Seahawks, and it was almost there. But then they snobled on my dreams.

Wait, the football Messiah thought it was going to be 17.1 for the Seahawks. Sure was. Sure would have been. And I think it was a four-point loss. Yeah, and- Pitiful.

No, it was a, I mean, it's one of those games where, I mean, you just wonder why.

And everyone will always feel deflated after this game. People will feel deflated, deflated. I mean, I feel like my soul has been spied upon. Here we go, deflated, spied on. Come on. Use this last week. Come on. New material time.

Stop crying.

The real winner of this game. Oh, do you mean the one football that was a little bit under? 11. I just know the real winner of this game has to be Bill Belichick's daughter because, wow, did she get a kiss after that game from Papa Bill? That was beautiful. I mean, if I had Bill Belichick in a press conference,

I'll know if I would ask about spying, deflating,

or whether his daughter has any new cavities.

I mean, if I had Bill Belichick in a press conference, I'll know if I would ask about spying, deflating,

or whether his daughter has any new cavities. I mean, it's weird to see Bill Belichick love anything, honestly. Oh, that's true, and that's what made it nice. Sad, guys. That's what made it a little extra nice. This is sad. But, wow, yeah, you know what, it is sad. and after the break, after the break, we're going to assess a theory that actually exists inside the Seattle locker room about what happened.

And I just want to get people's thoughts about the veracity or lack thereof of this theory.

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