Ms. Fitz Toys

Hey everybody

Wow that was exciting like the theme song started and I was like I don't have my

water and I had to run across the room and get a water and the whole time I was

running out here I was like but the labels on it now I'm scratching the label

off I don't know why I'm so obsessed with taking the label off of waters

the show will be sponsored by water someday my name is Doug I love movies

this is Doug those movies once again coming to you from the UCB theater in Los

Santos in front of a live audience that's them right there totally on cue

whoever wins from the audience tonight is gonna get this rapper in their bag of

amazing prizes and then you'll find out who made this water

he's like oh no that looked like I look like Fiji to me

because that's what I want spots in the podcast I like like Fiji water just

because I like to shape the bottle it's not it's too big to fit in your ass but

just just small enough to come close and that's exciting

what a weird thing to say it's July 5th 2 Oceans 11 apologies to the great

Leonard Molten for his mama and balls being called shitheads

on last week's show I don't think either of his balls or his mama has a shithead

and if he's listening I apologize he probably isn't I had a great time bless you

someone in the audience I had a great fourth of July weekend in Vegas with let me just

name some names Joe Rogan Brian Redband R.E. Shefear Joey Diaz Bill Burr and

Mayhem Miller were those were some of the people I hung out with in Vegas

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