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Ruined with Alison Leiby and Halle Kiefer

Eden Lake

Ruined with Alison Leiby and Halle Kiefer

Realm

Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Halle and Alison take a romantic trip to a disused quarry and run into some of the worst teens ever while they ruin Eden Lake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

If scary movies get you dread, keep you up late night to bed. Here's a podcast that will help you ease your mind. We'll explain the fun real nicely, then we'll talk about what's frightening so you never have to have a spooky time. It's ruined.

0:20.4

Hello, welcome to ruin. I'm Hallie.

0:23.1

And I'm Allison.

0:24.5

And this is a podcast.

0:25.5

You've ruined a horror movie just for you.

0:27.2

Just for each and every one of you.

0:29.1

Hallie, how are you?

0:30.3

Well, Allison, I think I have a yeast infection in my belly button.

0:33.9

So I would say not not, and also that's not even like the top 20 things that are bothering me

0:39.5

Right no that's like almost like a neutral item at this point

0:42.6

Yeah it's just one of those things where I've started working out again which I because again if you feel like shit do what you can to put out a pair of yoga pants and stretch it does exercise does make you feel better it sucks that it's true

0:53.8

But also I realize every time part of the reason I don't work out is, well, first of all, my many tactile issues, but like I, it's just like I find it disgusting. I hate being sweaty. And I was just like, oh yeah, I was probably wearing my athletic wear too long without getting in the shower. So my sweat is on my skin. So of course, immediately my skin freaks out. It's like good, yes. It's good that anything could destabilize me physically. But enjoying working out, enjoying locks, enjoying stretching, feeling good about that. But it is funny where it's like, not only do I think I a use of infection My Belly button, I did watch Dal Trump tear apart

1:29.4

the White House just with like a

1:31.3

What do you call? Is that a bulldozer?

1:33.9

I see I should talk to a three-year-old boy.

1:35.8

They all know the construction.

1:36.7

I know. They all know what all the trucks are.

1:38.6

Damn it. What time?

1:40.3

I wish I did it's a bulldozer.

1:42.9

Construction equipment.

2:18.8

Yeah. With the claw. Yeah, the claw. It's just ripping the walls down. Yeah. I guess it's called... Something that's been there for over 100 years. It says that it's an excavator. I guess that's... Excavator. Sure. But yeah, it's just a visual. It visual, it's a, it's a, it's an effigy, it's the visual representation of what's happening. And it is, it's like, this is why art works. You know, this is why we love horror movies. It's like the image conjures the feeling. And I'll tell you, this is not conjure a great feeling for me personally. Bad feeling. Oh, oh, don't do that said, oh, well, don't do it. But obviously, and Dave Schilling, by friend of the pod, wrote an article for

2:24.4

The Guardian. And he, which is a sort of like, which I think is fair is like, hey, the White

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