Eddie's Lamps and Fans, Toasted Skin Syndrome, Death Row Fried Appetizers
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Eddie Pepitone joins us to talk about bathrobes, Greg Fitzsimmons, big butt Latina content, toasted skin syndrome, fish talk, his latest special The Collapse, his podcast Apocalypse Soon, Peter's graduation, my wanting to try ketamine therapy, peyote, Daniel's ongoing signature scent adventures, going to Milan for the olympics, Picasso, Tony's foot bath and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show. |
| 0:08.0 | Tonight, Allison, welcome to guest. |
| 0:09.7 | He's a comedian actor and aspiring Golden Bachelor. |
| 0:13.1 | It's Eddie Pepitone. |
| 0:15.3 | Tone is here to discuss how the Warren-A-Ran is going to affect the Lobby resale market. |
| 0:20.8 | I'm her husband, Dan, and hop on board the love bus, and say hello to you the best friend. |
| 0:24.5 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:26.6 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:32.1 | Allison, Allison, Allison, we'll have the good time. |
| 0:36.2 | Step her in. |
| 0:39.7 | Allison, Rosen, too, and the way to you. Allison We'll have the good time Never end Allison Rosen To win a particular |
| 0:41.7 | Good |
| 0:42.0 | Add to dance your new best friend |
| 0:47.8 | Hello my little honey bun cakes |
| 0:50.6 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen |
| 0:52.8 | Is your new best friend that particular |
| 0:54.8 | carbohydrate was sent in on patreon by lisa lowry yes i'm on patreon you guys we are now doing a weekly |
| 1:03.0 | news podcast and the um response i couldn't remember the word response for a second which doesn't bode |
| 1:10.5 | well for this episode has been tremendous. Daniel and I just put up our fourth episode. We recorded on Friday and then all sorts of news broke on Friday night. So it is not the timelist of episodes, but still it's the time capsule. It's award winning. |
| 1:27.1 | Remember before? |
| 1:28.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.2 | I mean... |
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