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We are the one two three

What the hell was that Eddie? Oh, I saw score I saw score on TV and I'm like

Don't worry don't mind me. What up everybody. I am lunchbox

I know the most about sports hockey with sports facts my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius

What up y'all it is sizzin. I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male

I love to shotgun white closet bars right now

You can't because there's a thing called a quarantine and it's socially distancing is what we're trying to practice

I will be shotgun and claws soon at the bars now I'm on the west side with bays or on the patio watching the sunset

Shotgun in the claws Eddie over to you. All right. What's up? I'm Eddie and I know the least about the sports

But I'm your average sports fan your sports watcher

I just don't know the who's who or the what's what and I have corona

But you went and took another test you went and took a second corona test because you felt like your window was up

And you got your results and let's I mean plot twist

Well, it so it's just all over the place because

You know the CDC guidelines say that you know you you have symptoms

You quarantine yourself and after 10 days of you starting your symptoms

You no longer can transmit the virus to other people. So you're okay to leave

Obviously, that's not everyone. I feel like that's an average

So I'm like, yeah, all right cool. I've been quarantine 14 days. Let's go. So I go get tested

And as soon as I get there they ask me have you been in contact with anyone who has COVID?

I'm like, yeah, absolutely. Yep, you're looking at me

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