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🗓️ 9 September 2025
⏱️ 123 minutes
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| 0:49.5 | There's some tension in here right now. Well, it was Kate's fault. Kate caused the tension. Some pre-show tension per usual. Sorry. Kate, why did you do that? I was bored. Kyle, are you good? I don't know if my mic's on. Oh, it is, unfortunately. I'm trying to look these baseball players. All right, you look them up. We had a couple baseball players here. I got nothing. No, We need to, we need to everybody relax. You look good. He likes Hacksaw Ridge. We'll bring that up. All right now. His buddy Chadwick likes that a mommy. That's all I got. Are we good? You tell me. Why are you guys fighting in the first place. That's on me. That's on me. Fully. It's a fucking woman fucks everything up. Sorry. She's also wearing Marlborough Red earrings. Oh, that's cool. I'm trying to become a quirky earring lady. Nailed it. Those are cool. Thanks. No. Here's what happened. Here's what happened. Nick is out today. Nick texted the group chat and said, hey, tomorrow, I'm going to be out. Kyle did not say I'm going to be out. Kate sat down and said, hey, Kyle's out. And Big Cat was like, he's with Nick. And Big Cat was like, what the fuck? How come Kyle didn't tell me he was going to be out? |
| 2:02.1 | So Nick, KB, no. Dan got mad at Kyle for not saying he was going to be out. Because Kate said Kyle's going to be out. Even though Kyle's here, he's not out. So he wouldn't have had to tell you there's going to be out in the first place. 100% Kate's. In my defense, I thought for some reason you were part of the out of order crew. |
| 2:18.5 | I am. |
| 2:19.4 | Because you are. |
| 2:20.5 | And so, TJ... first place. 100% case. In my defense, I thought for some reason you were part of the out of order crew. |
| 2:18.5 | I am. |
| 2:19.4 | Because you are. And so, TJ, I don't want to point fingers, but TJ's text said the out of order crew is going to zoom in in the second hour. I said, Kyle's part of the out of order crew. Nick's part of the out of order crew. We haven't a blame off. They must both be out today. So I should pass the rock now? |
| 2:34.2 | Oh, you pass it too. |
| 2:35.2 | Kyle should have just responded to the group chat. |
| 2:37.1 | Kyle. |
| 2:37.6 | What group chat? order crew. We haven't a blame off. They must both be out today. So I should pass the rock now? |
| 2:52.2 | Oh, you pass it too. Kyle should have just responded to the group chat. Kyle. What group chat? Kyle wouldn't. Why would? I'm mad. I'm mad. I was mad at Kyle. You guys gave me an assignment 10 minutes before the show started. That's fair. That's totally fair. Investigative research. |
| 2:53.5 | Kyle, I'm mad that i felt that that anger towards you that's fair i didn't want to for who you mad at kate or yourself |
| 2:58.2 | kate kate am i wrong that kb is part of the out-of-order crew but okay again so we and we've talked |
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