Bills Fan Kody is Getting Violated By the Internet and His Dog | The Yak 9-8-25

The Yak

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5 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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The BranDan Walker Light Show has officially debuted

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0:00.0	Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:05.3	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:09.7	Three, two, one.
0:12.1	Is it a yak!
0:14.9	You the robot.
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0:33.7	I'm the coolest one out of all of me. That's a spicy meat boy.
0:36.1	Is the yak?
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0:49.7	Hello, everyone.
0:50.4	It's Monday.
0:51.0	Woohoo.
0:53.0	Brandon, you just went out to your car.
1:31.1	You showed me something. What was on your car? I just don't like the precedent that me getting a new car triggers everybody in here to be Mr. Funny Pants. I'm actually willing to say that we need to start suspensions. If anyone fucks your car, I think I'm going to start suspending them. I raised my head. I vowed I would not touch your car. Deep throating, what does it say? Deep throating, deep throat king, no gag re-like. That's good. That's like a brag. You see that? That's impressive. Hmm. So suspended from like not fucking with Brandon's car for a week. No, I think might be suspended for an entire, I don't know, week. No pay? No pay. Yeah, you know what? I'm going to dock people's pay. If they put something on my car. Yeah, because it's going to just keep going. It's going to go too far. Can we get security footage? What times you got here so early? Are you the deep throat king? I'm not the talk to tech, TJ, get security footage. What time did you... Are you the deep throat king?
1:44.7	I'm not the... You talk to tech, T.J.
2:01.2	Get security footage? You're like the runner up? Well, obviously, I mean, Rick would be suspect number one. Oh, he was the one who came by. Rick walked by and said, I like the bumper sticker on your car. My car's also backed into the parking lot. Don't kill the messenger. So we can't put anything on Brandon's car. That's probably Rick.
2:02.0	Yeah, how did he see?
2:02.8	Is that true, though, at least? also backed into the parking lot. Don't kill the messenger. So we can't put anything on Brandon's car.
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