Eclipse in Quarantine: Ultimatum
Hot and Bothered
Not Sorry Productions
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🗓️ 19 August 2020
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Vanessa and Julia have read the first chapter of Eclipse and are very interested to learn that Bella's favorite book is Wuthering Heights. They dive into the book-within-a-book relationship with some essential questions: Is Eclipse going to draw its themes from Wuthering Heights? Will Bella gets to become a ghost instead of a vampire? And, most importantly, why does Bella like the wrong Bronte book?
Because we're switching our release schedule to once a week (on Wednesdays!) we're trying to make our episodes longer. To that end, we have a new rotating segment called Reality TV. In today's episode, we try out our 'Bachelor' edition for the first time, in which Vanessa and Julia both come up with dates for the characters in Eclipse.
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| 0:00.0 | Eclipse Preface |
| 0:02.0 | All our attempts at Sub Refuge had been in vain. |
| 0:07.0 | With ice in my heart, I watched him prepare to defend me. His intense concentration betrayed no hint of doubt, |
| 0:16.9 | though he was outnumbered. I knew that we could expect no help. |
| 0:21.6 | I'm Julia Argy and I'm Vanessa Zoltan and this is hot and |
| 0:25.4 | bothered twilight and quarantine. A clips! Oh my god Julia, first of all, can I just tell you all the things that I want to guess based on this preface? |
| 0:42.0 | Sure. One, people are going to come and help them. |
| 0:46.4 | Okay. Because she's like no one's going to come and help. Surely not. I'm like, |
| 0:51.1 | mmm, that means someone is. I know how narrative works. Two, I'm guessing that this is a standoff between Edward and Victoria. |
| 0:59.0 | Uh-huh. And I think Jacob is going to be the one who comes and helps. |
| 1:03.0 | Do you think they're going to die as a trio? |
| 1:06.0 | Yes. |
| 1:07.0 | Yes. |
| 1:08.0 | Perfect. Fourth book takes place in heaven to prove that vampires have souls |
| 1:12.0 | and you play the harp in the background throughout it. |
| 1:15.6 | Do you want to recap this extremely long chapter? Okay yes I'm ready you want to count |
| 1:20.9 | me in? Three two one go so Jacob wrote a letter to |
| 1:27.0 | Bella being like you're basically dead to me now but it makes me sad and |
| 1:30.6 | Edward is coming over every day and Charlie is really excited because |
| 1:34.9 | Bella got into Alaska Eastern South State and he's like you don't have to be |
| 1:39.7 | grounded anymore even though she's been grounded and Edward also wants her to work on her |
| 1:44.0 | college applications and Bella's like I miss Jacob and Edward is like too bad you can't |
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