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Better strap yourself in it's time for the howie car show She didn't say he was an illegitimate.

You tell me exactly what she said.

If he knows he's an illegitimate president.

But wait, there's more!

As I've been telling candidates who have come to see me, you can run the best campaign,

you can even become the nominee, and you can have the election stolen from you.

Okay, I mean she conceded the election.

I know that he knows that this wasn't on the level.

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

As you know, very early in my tenure I appointed the first Chief Diversity Inclusion Office.

What in the hell's diversity?

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Who's your captain?

Howie Carr.

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What'd you say?

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