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Today, you got a four-man junk show, this open line Thursday.

I'm Cakes.

At Money Metal Cakes on your Twitter, at Cakes Flops.

On the Instagram, Jason Bishop is sitting right there. Good morning. Happy Thursday.

John Paul Flame is there. What's up? Cakesy? Diagonal to me. Hello. Hello. And Eric Bickle over to my right.

Sitting to my right. Good morning. He just wants to know why the leg lamp in a Christmas story.

Explain it.

I'll explain it.

So we talked about the dumb leg lamp, I guess, which everyone in the world, except for me, knew that's from Christmas story.

I didn't watch Christmas story.

I was raised in a family where we just didn't.

I never watched Christmas movies.

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