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All right.

So just to clarify, then I'll give you a little nugget on my weekend.

Max Scherzer is still getting paid from the Nats, but it's deferred money, so it doesn't count technically on their payroll.

So even though it says, like, their payroll is whatever, add $15 million that they're paying

insurers who, by the way, is also getting $30 million from the Mets and $12.5 million for the Rangers.

He's making somewhere in the neighborhood of $57, $58 million this year for $3.17.

What a life.

It's stupid.

It never pitches.

Unbelievable.

I mean, to be, look, look, I understand there's a lot of hard work and sacrifice that's

involved, but he was born with a flamethrower attached to his body, and just the compensation

for that is mind-blowing.

His unbelievable life.

The only thing you got going better than him is you got two eyes that match.

That's the only thing you got going better than him.

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