Welcome, everyone, to episode 160 of Dun & Drew.

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Eric, I am super jealous.

You are in the hometown of both of my squads.

Eric, if you don't know, is in Miami for a commercial audition.

Please tell me you're getting your stick wet tonight.

My stick.

On that bed behind you.

That bed, you know I love hotel beds.

So that bed looks so comfortable right now.

You know, I said ain't even been touched yet. I'm just waiting for the good night to come.

Actually, I have no idea if I'm getting my stick wet.

It's one of those girls that, you know, I'm not getting real sexual vibes from, you know.

So we'll see what happens. I think she kind of put me...

Not yet, you know, we hung out once

last month. We've been talking on Snapchat and text, so I'm not really sure what her motives are.

She's not one of those aggressively sexual women. So I'm going to have to figure her out tonight,

dear boy. But hopefully she's right here in a couple hours

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