it's Thursday May 4th 2015 from slate it's the gist i might pass that

jabbush isn't a lot of trouble was asked do you support the war would you

support the war knowing what you know now it's like yeah i support the way my

brothers were sure it's support the war did a little backtrack oh wait yeah i

didn't hear the first part of that question i tend not to hear the first

parts of the question like ladies and gentlemen the next president of the

united states George bush then he comes on the stage is like why didn't you say

i was the next president of the united states but this whole thing where you

ask a guy's brother hey did your brother make all these mistakes in the war

the answer is consistent like stevee picket the younger brother of major general

george picket they said would you have led the charge and he said yeah yeah you

know i'm paper i like the idea of the charge we just get a couple breaks for

instance so wide open field we were essentially target practice for the union

what if a flock of condors intercedes right could happen i support the

charge when Trevor Hannibal brother of Hannibal of carthage Hannibal was asked

all right battle of zanna you're routed by the romans carthage crumbles would you

like your brother Hannibal would you have done anything different and so Trevor

Hannibal said well listen Hannibal used elephants but they were confused they were

thwarted i say are you ready for this i had to just use smarter elephants in fact

we defunded our elephant procurement program i think we could have had

something called operation dumbbo drop aerial elephants that's right

and it's not just on war questions when they ask bobby broccoli the brother of

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