Eat Your Christmas Tree Epiphany Smihff | Gym Locker Rooms, Russian Bathhouses, and Christmas Trees Collide In A Daily Comedy Show
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.7 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2026
⏱️ 164 minutes
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Summary
From old man locker room nightmares to literally seasoning dinner with a Christmas tree, this episode proves we should’ve stayed on vacation.
Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, your favorite daily comedy show, and yes — Day Two back from vacation hit exactly as hard as we warned you it would.
The crew kicks things off with the real horror of January: going back to the gym. Not working out… just being trapped in locker rooms full of aggressively naked elderly men who fear neither towels nor shame. There are balls. So many balls. Way too many balls. Honestly, the sauna might qualify as a haunted house.
From there, things somehow get weirder. Rizz shares his unforgettable journey into a Russian bathhouse (a “banya”), where men beat each other with branches, soup is served two feet from a hot tub, and nudity is more of a suggestion than a rule. It’s co-ed, it’s steamy, and somehow the chicken soup is still the best part. If you’ve ever wondered whether a sauna could cure a cold or your libido… this episode answers that question aggressively.
As if that wasn’t enough, the gang dives into why today is the official “Take Down Your Christmas Tree” day — and why you might want to consider eating it instead. Yes, really. There’s an actual cookbook. No, you shouldn’t try it unless you hate yourself and love pine needles. Still, nothing says sustainability like telling guests, “I didn’t throw it away… I roasted it.”
The episode spirals into discussions about Epiphany, Three Kings Day, National Smith Day, why “Epiphany Jones, Attorney at Law” absolutely needs to exist, and whether cold plunges are wellness or just socially accepted torture.
Then things get deep. Analog vs. digital life. Dumb watches vs. smart watches. Journaling. Printing photos. Why your phone is ruining your soul. Why rock music disappearing might explain everyone’s mental health. And whether bricking your phone on purpose is the most 2026 thing imaginable.
Add in celebrity chaos, nostalgic debates, locker room trauma, soup-based wellness plans, and the usual Rizz Show roasting of everyone (including ourselves), and you’ve got another beautifully unhinged installment of your favorite daily comedy show.
Laugh, cringe, question humanity — and maybe don’t eat your Christmas tree. Or do. We’re not your parents.
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