I'm very tired.

Hi, tired. I'm dad.

Oh, you're so funny.

That doesn't make it into the intro.

All right.

I'll do it just for you.

Let's just get started.

Welcome to The Crunch.

This is episode 19.

Today is January 22nd, 2017.

We are officially in Trump's America.

Take that for what you will.

I am Ethan, aka.

Baro Possel.

And I'm Patrick at Catholic Pat.

And we are here to deliver you the highest quality.

I don't know what we do, but it's going to be high quality.

Yeah.

I hope.

I don't know.

How are you doing?

I'm doing well. I'm dealing with spotty internet. Oh yeah. And I can't see your beautiful face as clearly as I want to. I know. You can't see my guns? Mm. No, I can. Actually, they're clear as day. Bam. Which is... I got this sick. Ethan is currently wearing a jersey that he got for free. Yes. So he's wearing a tank's up that he got for free, which is the most white trash thing that I've ever heard. Fight me. K-State played West Virginia yesterday, and they're ranked number seven, and we beat them. And I was at that game, and I got this jersey at that game. Yeah, speaking of white trash, West Virginia. But yeah, it was super fun. Anyway, I'm just excited. Don't at me. Yeah, today's, it's been a good week. It was the first week of school. Did you get all your homework done, Patrick? Oh, yeah, absolutely. And then some. It's been a very productive week for me. It's not been a productive week for me. I have not done anything. So I didn't have anything really assigned to this week. It's been awesome. I've been meeting with a lot of people and talking about Sikh and falling up and stuff. That's been a lot of my time going to mass, all that good stuff. That's good. Yeah, it's been great. I'm a fan. I read four books this week. Holy butts. Like cover to cover. You read four books this week? Yeah. For three days in a row, I read a book every day. Oh, my gosh. With my new Lamborghini here. Read a book every day. Few people will get get that it's a two percenter

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