I need to ask you guys, do I come off like I seem like I'm better than you?

Sometimes.

Do you want us to answer this honestly?

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Yeah, there's some things you don't get.

Yeah, you're a little detached.

I know we talk a lot about my childhood upbringing sometimes about how I come from a different socioeconomic background than you guys. Yeah, I mean, you went to the same school as Charlie Sheen's kids, but cool. Well, look, I didn't ask to be sent to private school my whole life. You did not. No, you did. That was my parents' wish. Yeah. I didn't ask to have a living nanny named Lucy, who basically raised me from birth and loved me like a son.

Again, that was my parents' choice.

I'm laughing because I think people think you're being sarcastic and you're not.

This is real.

No, Lucy is a saint, and she raised me and I love you, Lucy.

And you think it was my decision to do a three-week yacht trip around the Galapagos when I was in 10th grade.

Is that true?

No.

Is that true?

That's true, but I asked, I specifically asked to go to Santorini.

Oh, wow.

And when my parents told me, no, we're doing the Galapagos, I stopped my feet and I pounded my fist, and I shouted, no, Santorini!

Oh my God.

The most exotic family trip we took was to Oklahoma,

and I'm not joking.

Sounds wonderful.

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