Easy To Get Saved

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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We are back and psyched for 2023. In the new year, it is time to unmute everyone on Instagram, and also take a few notes from the Amish. They seem to have it figured out.Intro (0:00)Southwest (2:40)WWE (13:58)The Amish (24:08)The New Instagram Update (36:58)Easy To Get Saved (46:47)Tipping (1:11:28)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Let's go.
0:16.0	Let's go, everybody.
0:22.0	Let's go everybody. What's up? Dude, we're back. Did we are, we're coming in hot. How do you feel?
0:30.0	Hot? I feel like we're coming in hot. I got to How many? Normally when we come in here, we have how many topics would you say? Five? Yeah, five six maybe? I have 30. Yeah. Third I mean yeah, but I feel like I haven't seen you in forever it's been I mean yeah
0:45.2	we recorded those two episodes before Christmas yeah and then I've been gone you
0:49.1	been gone it is it is very therapeutic in a way and I bet other people feel similar is that something happens and I just write down
0:59.5	I just make an I have a podcast section in my notes in my phone.
1:03.9	I go, I'm gonna talk about this in the pod.
1:05.1	Yeah.
1:06.1	And that list was growing over the holidays.
1:08.6	Humulating.
1:09.8	Welcome in, ladies and gentlemen.
1:11.0	This is our first episode on the new YouTube channel.
1:13.0	New channel, baby. Welcome in. Let's go.
1:15.0	2023, the year of the Lord.
1:19.0	The Lord rose from the dead.
1:21.0	2,200. 2,023 years ago.
1:25.0	Coming in hot.
1:26.5	And we're out here.
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