Oh, Hello everyone this is the Easy Allies podcast I'm your moderator

Kyle Bosman and joining us this week Michael Huber.

Hello Bradley Ellis oh Brandon Jones hello, on the switcher Ian Hank.

You know, uh, if you're a listener confused about that awkwardness,

Huber decided to gulp a big ol' sip of Coca-Cola.

Ladies, we're about to start recording.

I was like mid-motion when you started.

Ian gave us a countdown.

I was at the tip of that countdown.

Let's play recruit me. This is where patrons of Easy

Allies submit RPG characters to join our party. This submission comes from Michael

Lay. I am a troll who is a performer, former professional wrestler black-balled from the industry despite being a legendary

brawler due to having a reputation as an unsafe worker.

I have freakish levels of charisma and can sometimes recruit nearby bystanders

and even some weak-willed enemies to join our battle on our side.

I will, from time to time, tear a quad or blow out a knee

for no apparent reason and be out for six to nine months.

My name is Jordanan the barbarian.

Would you have me join this party?

Yes.

I need more information about why he got blackballed.

Because he's unsafe worker.

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