Oh, Hello everyone this is the Easy Allies podcast I'm your moderator Kyle

Bosman and joining us this week Michael Huber hello Ben Moore a Brandon

Jones oh on the switcher, Ian Yink!

Hey, everything looks blue, eh?

Everything looks blue.

Um, blue.

Uh, it's time to play recruit me.

This is, of course, a segment in which patrons of easy allies submit

RPG characters to join our party. This one's from B-ray. I am a bridge troll

with a debilitating obsession with physical vanity.

I can destroy hordes of enemies with my fists and wield anything I can uproot around me, but lose confidence as I solely my

wardrobe or suffer unsightly wounds. Finally, I require expensive beauty creams and dry cleaning services to maintain peak performance

and to remain a viable romance option. My name is Gromar the luminous.

Would you have me join this party?

Can I hop in here?

Oh, please.

Um, I have never subscribed to the fashion souls type of play I'm all about

function if my character needs to look hideous to have the best stats, that's what I'm all about.

Also, this character's upkeep sounds extremely expensive.

It's definitely pricey.

Gonna break the bank. This seems like more

trouble than it's worth. So I'm leaning towards no. Do we have any opposite opinions?

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