Easter Is Stolen IP

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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This week Jake tries to dunk on Jesus and fails, Rob thinks Six Flags is the same as Disney, and we all learn about the pagan traditions that live on in modern Easter celebrations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Softcore History.
0:08.0	Hello and welcome back to soft core history.
0:11.0	My name is Yachob Goldman I am a what you're doing now I'm a bona fide
0:17.6	member shut up you fucking Christian scum.
0:25.5	Anyway, I'm back from Israel, had a great time.
0:26.4	Feels like a pretty quick tour.
0:28.9	I was too...
0:29.9	I mean military tour.
0:30.6	I was too hard for the IDF.
0:32.1	They were like, this guy's too good too good yeah they were like he's too hard
0:36.4	We got send him back I'd yeah's pretty hard what do you do?
0:39.7	Oh man you won't believe what they kicked me out for bro. Oh you were so you were discharged. I was too hard.
0:47.1	I was too hard bro for the idea if you won't believe what I did. So you got there and they like you went in the field and they were like, whoa.
0:54.8	Yeah, I did.
0:56.8	Again, I thought you were working a desk job.
0:59.1	Nah, son.
1:00.4	Hard.
1:01.2	It was hard as fuck, bro. No, dude, you won't believe what they kicked me out for it. I was like there you were actually hard. Yeah, it took some boner pills and I'm like that's very
1:08.6	an impression the entire time. HR was like no. There's a lot of things we'll do to Palestinian kids, but that's not one of them, you piece of shit.
1:16.2	No, man, that's not what I wasn't trying to get the fucking infidels like that.
1:19.5	I made leavened bread. Oh, it's Passover weekend and I made a normal loaf of sourdough.
1:26.0	Yeah, and they were like, what the fuck are you doing?
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