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Welcome, everyone, to the damage work.

I'm John Adrola.

It's a big old Monday show, the best damn day of the week.

And so joining me, Pat McAfee.

I'm kidding.

Can you imagine if you had this great pairing of me and J.R.

And then for some reason, you just threw Pat McAfee into it.

When it was fine, it was fine.

Nobody knows what I'm talking about.

It would only be fine.

It'd only be fine if you're the one that got kicked in the nuts as Pat McAfee shows.

Only you.

You're the, you know, you're more of the Cody Rhodes than I am.

I'd like to think I'm a bit of a Cody Rhodes. You're the legend killer. Yeah, I don't, this is not the thing that's going to draw me back into watching wrestling actively. But anyway. Dan Hauson has won me over, John, Ida Roe. Yeah, that's fine, but that's not enough. That's not, I need more Becky Lynch or son.

I don't know, anyway, or Rhea back on money.

They just say they've done everything wrong if they want me to be tuning in. But anyway, wrestling aside, JR, it's good to have you here. I know that it was literally just last Monday that we did a show together. I don't know that it was partly that my daughter's daycare was off last week. So last week feels like six months for me. But it feels like we haven't done the show in a long time.

I can see that. But maybe also the thing is John, what are you doing putting your daughter in daycare? We don't need daycare. We're running wars right now. What would we need daycare for? This is way too big of a country. Maybe if we raise your tax. Not Medicare, Medicaid, nothing. We got to kill people.

Yeah, and then JD Vance is like, I have this idea. You don't need funding for daycare.

Just like get a relative to help out. And then all around the country, millions of people are like, I hadn't thought of that.

But they're just sitting there.

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