Eastenders' Euro 2025 joy, #AccidentalCantona & "the most 2011 transfer of all time”

Football Cliches

Tom Whiter

Sports, Football, Soccer

4.9 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: more Cliches references in wrestling commentary, Adam suffers a textbook "freak footballer injury" in real life, a cultural review of UK soap operas referencing England’s Euro 2025 glory, the glorious names of the vanquished non-League clubs in the FA Cup extra preliminary round, "the most 2011 transfer of all time", in-demans strikers' names in sci-fi spin-off series, the "90s footballer anecdote" cadence, and Richard Keys' big week out in the wild. Meanwhile, the panel endure some terrible examples of AI-generated football content and decide how long teams should get for their new signings to "gel". Sign up for Dreamland, the new members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Get your ticket for the Football Clichés Live tour this October: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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