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Carol, I've got the most annoying earworm.

Oh, morning, Nickers. How are you?

I've got an earworm, Carol. That's how I am.

I can't get it out of my mind.

I was listening to a Verreidio,

and they played Paul McCartney's silly love songs.

You know that one?

Oh, God, it's the most awful, stupid song.

It's very, very stupid, and it's very, very catchy. Imagine being able, I mean, it's the kind of song that he must have done in his sleep, you know? Yeah. Or while he was writing another song. It's like, oh, here's one. You know, as an aside, I just dash that off and throw that out. And there's another hundred million dollars he just made.

Yeah.

It's just, it is a silly love song.

It's just so, it's almost like a nursery rhyme.

It's like for children, I want to fill the world with silly love songs.

Yeah, I know how it goes. You don't have to sing it. I don't want your flipping earworm.

Thank you. I bet you've got it now. I ain't got it. Oh my, don't talk to me about earworms because

the other week I had one for weeks, weeks. I was waking up in my sleep singing it. Yeah. It was in there. What was it? No, I'm not going to think about it because I don't want it back. I'm not going to think about it. I insist that you tell me. I don't know. I can't remember. I'm not going to think, I'm not going to try and remember it,

am I? Because it's going to come straight back. Carol, if you don't tell me what it was, I'm going

to start singing silly love songs. Okay, in that case, I'll mute you.

You can't mute me. I can. Don't you dare.

I'm using headphones and I'll just take them out.

Oh, knickers.

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