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Harmontown

Earthshine

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2013

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

For the second time in Harmontown history a bottle of moonshine appears. It's Integrity vs. dishonesty, Baby Boomers vs. Gen X'ers vs. Millennials, it's Mayor Harmon vs. the bathroom at Meltdown Comics, it's Adam vs. Levi, it's Harmontown vs. the world! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello one of all, Harman Town is now in session, oh yeah, I have a very good feeling

0:28.8

about this one. My name is Jeff Davis, your cop shoulder, more to the point. Let's

0:38.2

welcome at the mayor of Harman Town, Dan Harman. Thank you. Thank you. Wow, you're

0:52.0

a lively crowd, I feel obligated to reciprocate your energy. I don't want to

0:56.5

I don't want to act how I feel. How do you feel? In contrast to their jubilant.

1:04.4

Lugubrias, lethargic, leconic, you know, I feel like Dan Harman, but you guys feel like you're

1:12.4

like Joey from Friends. You're like a golden doodle. You want to just fetch the rope in the front

1:21.3

yard. I think you just call them stupid twice. I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry. Okay, that's

1:27.4

adorable, but stupid. No, but I'm convinced that no, no, no, no, I didn't mean that. You're

1:33.4

you're filled with a life that only a god could could embody. I'm not going to, no, I'm

1:39.6

not going to let him like, maybe you are stupid. It doesn't matter. Maybe stupid is what

1:45.6

you're supposed to be. Maybe being smart isn't isn't a good idea. What is being smart

1:51.1

me knowing more about how we're going to die? Isn't that what we've all found out as we've

1:56.1

gotten smarter? Like, don't, don't, don't we just figure out more and more about how we're

2:00.1

dying? Didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't dumb people at the beginning of human civilization

2:08.6

when, when the life expectancy was 25, didn't, didn't everybody think they were going to

2:12.6

live forever? Isn't that why they did so much dumb shit? Because they thought that gods

2:17.2

walked among them and they thought it was okay to abuse each other and themselves because

2:21.4

they thought that even though they only lived to 30, before they got eaten by a saber-tooth

2:25.3

tiger, that, that they were destined for greater things and that they never really died.

2:29.8

Like, and, and it didn't we slowly uncover the fact that we were actually only going to

2:34.4

live for a certain amount of time and then evaporate into the cosmos and didn't, as we

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