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🗓️ 10 July 2025
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0:00.0 | My guest today, I've been hearing about for 32 years. |
0:05.4 | Dave Chappelle met this guy in 1993 and then told me one of your jokes that I repeated to my girlfriend a week ago about selling cocaine and selling crack having different sentences that you got 10 years for selling crack and five years for selling |
0:22.0 | cocaine? |
0:22.7 | No, the joke was, um, um, I try to remember. |
0:27.5 | No, I've had that. |
0:28.4 | It's worth it. |
0:30.2 | Um, cocaine, you got, I forgot how it went, but the thesis of it, more or less, was you get 25 years the life for |
0:43.2 | a crack and then you get five years for cocaine and the same amount of weight. |
0:49.3 | And only different between cocaine and crack is the bacon soda. |
0:54.0 | So if I sold crack cocaine, I have to give them, here's your cocaine, here's your |
0:59.7 | baking soda. |
1:00.5 | You got to cook it for yourself. |
1:03.6 | Yeah. |
1:03.9 | Yeah, they got to cook it for yourself. |
1:06.1 | Yeah. |
1:06.3 | Because they give you an extra 25 years for that recipe. |
1:09.4 | Yeah. |
1:11.6 | Was that your first great joke? |
1:14.6 | Do you know what I mean? |
1:15.4 | No, I mean, no. |
1:17.0 | Did you consider it better than your other joke? |
1:19.0 | Yeah, I had, I mean, it, I had a lot of them. |
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