Earth

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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The Brighter Side is going through their Element series, and this week they're talking about Earth. This episode gets pretty Dirty, because Amber and Ed are talking about dirt. So get some soap cause you're going to need a shower after this one. Taking us out today is Let's Do It by Eartha Kitt. Be good to yourselves. Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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0:00.0	Hey there, buddy. Don't forget, there's plenty of Last Podcast Network merch available over on Last Podcastmerch.com.
0:08.0	We got shirts for all of your favorite shows like Wizard of the Brewser and Page 7 and no dogs in space, and of course, plenty of stuff for Last Podcast on the left.
0:18.4	Go to Last Podcastsmerarch.com. Thank you. This is on the bright side. That's okay, and now I got it to be in.
0:40.3	Keep on the bright side.
0:43.3	You got to keep on the bright side.
0:45.3	You got to keep on the bright side.
0:48.3	Ooh.
0:50.3	Shh.
0:51.3	This is John.
0:52.3	John Smith from Starship Fleet.
0:55.8	I am awakened. It is the year.
0:58.0	3,500. We have been in space.
1:01.3	My whole life. I am getting memories from this thing cold.
1:06.2	Earth. It has soil.
1:09.3	Wet soil. I dig my hands through. I get my hands dirty. None of this cold, metallic space force. I see it is a wet, mother earth. I can feel my toes. I can feel my toes inside of this earth. What is these memories? I know my blood vial is from ancestry.com.
1:30.3	I am awakened. I am awakened. My great, great, great, great, grandfather, did he feel this?
1:37.2	Did he get the earth under his fingernails?
1:40.2	And John Smith, coming in. I am tired. I am tired of not having my feet planted on the ground.
1:49.1	Instead, I am swirling upside down my whole life floating through space.
1:56.6	I want to feel planted.
1:58.8	I want to feel earthy.
2:02.4	In and out.
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