Early narratives: Buyer beware
Split Zone Duo: College Football Podcast
Richard Johnson and Alex Kirshner
4.9 • 916 Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2022
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
The college football season is, somehow, one-sixth going on a quarter complete. After talking about Nebraska for a few minutes to open the show, Godfrey, Richard, and Alex try to separate fact from fiction among some early-season narratives that people could choose to believe in (feat. some Bama, some Clemson, some USC, some Air Force, and more). We draft winless teams who might still turn their seasons around, and WVU and Notre Dame are not among the teams picked. Alex makes the boldest stand of his life and explains why he's picking Auburn to beat Penn State. We offer a big tasting menu for the weekend, too. Subscribe to our Patreon at splitzoneduo.com.
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| 0:00.0 | We're coming and we ain't back in now. We don't need a bunch of cats in here. |
| 0:03.2 | Yeah, looking in the mirror. |
| 0:04.6 | Everybody's do your job. |
| 0:06.6 | You understand that? |
| 0:07.6 | Hey, will you shut up? |
| 0:08.6 | I'm bitterly disappointed with the officiating the day. |
| 0:11.1 | Guys being dudes. And they run through our a s- like shit through a ten horn man. with the |
| 0:13.0 | guys being dudes and they run through our ass like through a ten horn man. |
| 0:16.0 | Thank you Lee. |
| 0:18.0 | Richard Johnson here speaking. |
| 0:21.0 | One of them is Alex Kirsner. |
| 0:23.6 | The other one. |
| 0:25.6 | The other one is Stephen Godfrey. |
| 0:27.4 | Before we went on the air, Alex said that we had to introduce ourselves by name before we spoke because we have new listeners. |
| 0:35.0 | And Richard said that's some 60 minute shit and I haven't been able to stop. |
| 0:40.0 | I've introduced myself as Leslie Stoll for the rest of the week. It's not that funny, it's just journalism dork shit. |
| 0:47.1 | So, all right, Nebraska. It's been open for three days. 72 hours. |
| 0:54.0 | There is not a current sitting coat permanent head coach of the Nebraska Cornhuskers. |
| 1:00.0 | Stephen Godfrey reported on One Nation podcast that Urban Meyer was coming off the shelf. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah baby. We got to be clear about these memes because you have the shit's gonna bleed in. No, let's be clear about this though because we did on our Patreon show about the Nebraska Jobs splitsundo.com |
| 1:17.8 | Yes. You explained something that I think is is likely to be real which is yes so obviously it would be insane if Nebraska hired |
| 1:26.2 | urban Meyer they're not going to yeah like it would be a horrendous idea someone would be |
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