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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Early Birds vs. Night Owls - Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.413.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

“When you wake up at those early hours.. that's the billionaire millionaire type lifestyle right there. Where you just have so much done while other people are still waking up.” - Josh Johnson

“Our early birds have given us function, but our night owls are giving us design and fun.” - Dulcé Sloan

It’s early birds vs. night owls this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.

Hold Up is a podcast from The Daily Show. Check out more episodes wherever you get your podcasts or YouTube.com/TheDailyShow

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.6

Hey, it's Josh Johnson.

0:07.2

You're listening to Hold Up.

0:08.2

It's a podcast where me and my friend and Daily Show Correspondent Dosey Sloan, we debate

0:13.0

the real pressing issues of the world.

0:15.0

You know, Body Watch versus Bar Soap, Chicken Soup versus Tomato Soup, Grills versus Chains,

0:21.2

you get it.

0:22.2

All right?

0:23.2

Have a listen.

0:24.2

And if you like what you hear, find the full series of Hold Up with new episodes every

0:27.8

Thursday, wherever you get your podcasts.

0:30.4

This is a podcast called Hold Up.

0:37.9

I'm Josh Johnson.

0:39.7

I'm your color home's joint on another color house.

0:41.9

Dosey Sloan.

0:42.9

And today.

0:49.9

That was a lot of artillery.

1:03.8

I get it.

1:04.8

That was more shafts let off than like a military funeral.

1:05.8

That was wow.

1:06.8

Because I couldn't bring my bagpipes.

1:08.8

Also, I just enjoy a, I just enjoy a tongue roll.

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