Early Bird Special
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
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4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2021
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a complete lack of awareness...of mittens. Plus, COW, Mailbag, some ridiculous bureaucratic moves, news about the strength of the new Covid variant and new headcoach's uplifting introduction.
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| 0:00.0 | Now broadcasting live my word for today is |
| 0:13.6 | It's rather preposterous isn't yeah car I'm strong lot of she can't even joke daddy. Okay, and now he |
| 0:20.9 | Is Armstrong and getty |
| 0:35.1 | I've come studio C |
| 0:40.0 | Or it is a dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and getty communications compound and I'll tell you what |
| 0:46.8 | It is Friday of yet another long week and so we head into the weekend under the two-lige of our general manager the greatest |
| 0:56.4 | Comedians honor the stars of the unintentionally hilarious comedy entitled |
| 1:04.0 | Western states come to grips with who gets the vaccine first |
| 1:07.7 | It's getting funnier and funnier. Oh really? |
| 1:10.5 | Well, it's a tragic comedy because people are dying have you heard that? |
| 1:14.1 | Unintentional comedians people are dying, but it is increasingly hilarious. That's a dark comedy. It is got you |
| 1:21.6 | Yeah, um, I'd say a black comedy, but I might be open to |
| 1:25.8 | Ancassations of institutional racism crank that music up my go to party. It's an intermation party |
| 1:32.0 | You didn't come to party don't bother knocking on my door. Yes, it's high standard |
| 1:37.2 | It is strictly enforced. Who knocks? I'm sending text these days. I'm here |
| 1:45.9 | Another thing millennials have killed the doorbell |
| 1:49.1 | What am I doing a raid? |
| 1:52.9 | Um, uh, so yes speaking of the COVID since you mentioned it |
| 1:56.8 | You know, I'm uh, this is a segment. I like to call a dose of the truth |
| 2:02.6 | I'm waiting for that |
| 2:04.6 | Um, uh, better than some years |
| 2:08.8 | Uh, so the South African strain and again, it is hilarious that we call |
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