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The Tavin Dillard Podcast

Early Bird and Meals on Wheels

The Tavin Dillard Podcast

Tavin Dillard

Comedy

5907 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Early Bird Gets the Perm tried to help the community this week. And now folks’ cars smell like styrofoam and green beans. Check out Magic Mind! https://www.magicmind.com/tavindillard And get up to 50% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code: TAVINDILLARD20 Town Map & Early Bird Shirts shirt: https://www.rockcityoutfitters.com/collections/tavin-dillard Wichita Falls Tavin Show: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36327/pr/1194496/pe/11437065 Personal Video Greetins: https://www.sweetteafilms.com/shop/greetings Tavin’s Bacon Bag: https://baconboise.com/products/tavins-bacon-more-bacon Text me: 501-322-6249 Email: [email protected] --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tavindillard/support

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, you ever been to Chancellor Park? That's where I live. My name is

0:03.8

Tabin Dillard. I live in Chancellor Park. I mow lawns, mowing, edging, grass-cutting

0:09.6

legend. I sure am glad to join me here on this podcast. I want to let you know what's going on in my neck of the woods.

0:15.5

Now I started out years ago on the YouTube's and then the Tik Talks and the Instagrams now and the

0:20.6

whatnots. I got the websites the Tabondiller.

0:23.6

com but right now I want to clue you into what's happening in my

0:27.6

neck of the woods on the Tabondiller podcast. You here? I'm here.

0:31.9

I'm glad you join me. Now I'm going to send it over to myself.

0:35.5

This is like the pre-introduction, but let's get on to the real show today.

0:39.1

I'm glad you joined me here. Bank, bank. Well, hey y'all guys, welcome to Tabin-Dillard podcast. You know me, I'm Tabin-Dillard. I'm sure am glad you

0:47.0

join me. Folks is buying that town map, sir. You know about that? I drawed a map of town. Why? Because folks said, hey, can you draw a map of your town?

0:58.0

And then like more than one person and then last year, 20 out 23, I sat down more than once and said, well, let me see

1:06.3

I know how to draw a map. Boy, that's harder than you think. And then finally I buckled

1:10.8

down and got it draw pretty specifically.

1:14.8

But I tell you, it ain't to scale because there ain't no way you can put a whole town on a shirt.

1:19.4

Like it had to be like, well, like a quilt as big as a town if he's going to do it to scale.

1:25.8

And that's big undertaking and a lot of folks don't wear quilts the size of day town. So it didn't make sense that that would be something that folks really won't and so I try to listen when y'all are hollered at me. I'm by hollered I mean talking I ain't meaning like you hollering like me mom, you know, when she needs me to run

1:46.4

to the store and get her baby dolls some food for a tea party even though they ain't got

1:50.1

suggestive systems. That's a story for another day but you know how that go.

1:53.7

I am a mowing edge and grass-cutting legend and pekelbooone. Welcome to the Mary

1:58.1

month to March. March to 5th. I mean if you listen to this on the day it come out and so

2:04.2

Dem lawns you know them birds just chirping a little bit of sprinkling and

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