Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow: Van Gogh’s Guide to Artistic Failure
THIS IS HISTORY — A DYNASTY TO DIE FOR
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🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So we're talking about artistic failure this week, Dan. |
| 0:03.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:04.5 | Do you consider yourself a work of art? |
| 0:07.5 | It's not for me to say. |
| 0:09.0 | This would be for others to make that decision. |
| 0:12.3 | I mean, I've had my portrait painted, once or twice a while. |
| 0:15.3 | You must have had your portrait painted. |
| 0:17.3 | I have. Yes. |
| 0:17.7 | Have you? |
| 0:18.5 | Who painted yours? |
| 0:19.4 | The first time I ever had my portrait painted, it never |
| 0:21.8 | got completed because I was gifted it by my ex-husband, but it took so long that by the time |
| 0:28.7 | we'd got divorced, the portrait still wasn't completed. So I've never seen what happened to it. And one |
| 0:35.2 | was Sky Arts Portrait Artist of the Year, which is the most |
| 0:37.5 | incredible experience. Have you done that, Dan? Not yet, but I imagine it'll come along. |
| 0:42.5 | It's a matter of time. But it's this really special experience where you sit for four hours. |
| 0:48.9 | And some people listen to music, but you obviously can't read anything unless you're willing |
| 0:53.5 | to stick to |
| 0:54.9 | that pose. And I decided just to sit with nothing, and it was actually very meditative, |
| 0:59.7 | and three artists drew or painted or etched my portrait, and then you get to choose your favorite |
| 1:06.8 | one. And the favorite one that I chose was by this terrific artist called Morag Kaster, |
| 1:12.6 | who then went on to win the whole thing and now has a portrait of Lenny Henry hanging in the National Portrait Gallery. |
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