Eagles

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.6 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2018

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Live from Bar Lubitsch in West Hollywood, Greg blasts on Banff, Boston and beavers.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Proofs.
0:12.0	Hooray, Harrah, once again the spot is nine in the world.
0:15.0	Proofcast takes it to eat there.
0:17.0	This time in the salubriest confines of Western Hollywood's most charming plot.
0:22.0	Woo!
0:23.0	The home of awesome tech.
0:25.0	It's Bar Lubech.
0:26.0	And speaking of tech, Ryan is rushed over here tonight.
0:29.0	He was at a bachelor party in Portland, Oregon.
0:31.0	I'm gonna ask why later.
0:33.0	And why you would have a bachelor party in Portland, Oregon.
0:36.0	Let's go somewhere damp and drink beer while we wear hats.
0:40.0	Um, we can smoke dank.
0:42.0	Um, yeah, and ride our bikes home.
0:46.0	Over the bridge.
0:49.0	Stop for a donut.
0:51.0	And there's a cat.
0:52.0	Oh, no, it was a dog.
0:54.0	Then the next morning happens in Portland.
0:58.0	Except it never happens.
1:00.0	Because there is no fucking morning in Portland.
1:03.0	Only more clouds in a sparser manner.
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