How about this? Grant Calcutera's brother is watching sports bar in Oregon as his brother makes

his first touchdown reception of his career. Grant Calcutera, 20 catches, 232 yards for the Eagles.

He was a sixth round pick in the 22. I drafted Grant the Calcuttero. I like it to Grant Calcuttero.

Man, look at that. You like it at her cousins, but you like it to Calcutter. I like it to go in Calcutera. Man, look at that.

You like it at her cousins, but you like it to Calcutera too.

It's awesome to see.

Obviously, at Eagles Bar, they got everybody there.

It's Eagles decked out, definitely.

But it's always special moments.

I don't know if you wear an Oregon shirt.

It's one of the many different Oregon jerseys.

Right, The green just blends right in there.

They ever wear the same jersey twice in Oregon?

They don't. That's kind of their appeal.

Phil Knight, press the button, print some more jerseys.

That's right. Print some more money while you're out of two.

Green, right, Keller.

The Eagles beat the Panthers barely.

I was thinking all game long about that guy in Kentucky or gal or group of people who came together and plunk down 3.1 million at circus sports on the Eagles money line at minus 700 odds, meaning they won like $450,000.

But what a miserable three hours.

Oh, my gosh.

You're right. I mean, the Panthers what a miserable three hours. Oh, my gosh. You're right.

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