Hello, everybody, and welcome to the P.H.O.I. Eagles podcast on Tuesday afternoon. Beautiful.

Sinko to go to my own live from the Xfinity studio, Bo Wolf, E.J. Smith, we're presented by our friends at Ashley. E.J. It's a short stay.

It is a short stay. It's a little warm outside, but in a good way. You know, I walked the dogs this morning, really enjoyed that. The dags. The dogs, as I would say. You know, you can't see our feet underneath the table here, but I'm sure you can feel them. I'd be wearing some Birkenstocks today. Oh. I went socks and Birkenstock. So that might be a violation from the kids out there. But I feel like I have to wear socks to the office. But I don't want to put shoes on. I mean, what a tough life you're living. I mean, it's, no, it's a great life. I'm lucky to have this job. Happy to have this job. you know, very fortunate to have the audience that we have. So I appreciate you guys. I had a real bad situation at lunch.

Oh, no? lucky to have this job, happy to have this job. You know, very fortunate to have the audience that we have.

So I appreciate you guys. I had a real bad situation at lunch. Oh, no. It was awful. I got some, got some pokey in the neighborhood, a place I like to go. Uh-huh. But, you know, I'm sitting there. I'm watching her do it. And she grabs what's clearly. The worst avocado. The worst avocado.

I mean, just it's, it's a little dark on the outside and there's a whole pile of not like very nice green avocado. So you think this was personal? No, it's not. I think she was just, you know, day walking, like sleep walking through the job. I didn't, I didn't take umbrage to it necessarily, except that I tookbrage to it like well now I got the bad avocado. I don't know maybe she pegged you as a guy who likes a bad avocado and I'm so in my head about it obviously I'm not gonna say something I'm not crazy yeah yeah but I'm so in my head about I forgot to I forgot to get chopsticks so I got to eat my okay with a a fork like some kind of loser all right two things

here first and foremost I'm happy for you that you can eat pokey with chopsticks you're not some

jabroney if you eat pokey with chopsticks I think I am I think it's great if you can do it and to be

respectful of the different cuisines and different cultures I get where you're coming from but you're

not a jabronie football show why they talk about this for the first two minutes of the show cuisines and different cultures. I get where you're coming from. But you're not a jabrony. This is a football show.

Why are they talking about this for the first two of the show?

No, I mean, no, listen, this is some color.

You know, get to see our personalities.

I think it's fine.

But yeah, you're not a jabroney if you have to use a fork to eat poker.

Well, I didn't feel good at that. before it's okay whatever you need whatever you got to do rice with chops is hard that bad

boy back and throw it down the gullet right rice with chopsticks is tough the second thing is

I think this lady might just looked at you and gone I'm giving this guy the bad avocado

listen I'm not discounting that possibility um I wouldn't blame her necessarily but boy was I

just mentally fragile about the whole thing just move on with your life life, Beau. It's tough. And for those in the chat saying, I can't use chopsticks, I can't use chopsticks. Use chopsticks last night. I can use chopsticks. I'm not like an expert level chopstick user. Like if it's a rice and if it's a rice situation I will use chopsticks it will take me a while to

eat it and that's fine you know it's good for you yeah so you get better exactly yeah all right

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