Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat and potatoes.

Now, here's your host, head chef of the men's room,

the Ted Nuggets.

Head chef is in the house.

Thank you.

Thank you, folks.

So obviously, Halloween, we're in the month of October,

the spooky season, if you will.

Spooky decorations are up.

But you know, you got to get costumes.

And frankly, you got to start buying candy.

Now, if you have self-control, buy candy early.

If you don't, buy a lot of candy.

So candystore.com, they reviewed candy purchases

from the last 16 years, put together a ranking

of the top three candies in every state.

All right, people buy candy for a lot of reasons,

but basically they're just focusing

on the months leading up to Halloween.

So they're not counting, you know what I mean?

And it's the truth, you might buy different stuff

for different times of year.

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