E97 A Rogue Cork and the Millennium Special

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2018

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Alright, call the priest, Em's future child is causing poltergeist activity again with their baking soda volcano. This week Em brings us the rollicking, spooky tale of Popper (aka Pooper) the Poltergeist, which leads us to contemplate the holy water evaporation cycle and teen girl angst. Meanwhile, Christine shares the traumatizingly dark story of Katy Harris and Krystal Surles. Christine prescribes many King of the Hill episodes post listening to this story. We also announce our spin-off show, "Poor and Spicy in Missouri"… and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!For a total of $60 off - that's $20 off your first 3 Hello Fresh boxes - go to hellofresh.com/drink60 and enter promo code DRINK60Get 20% off your first order of Bombas Socks when you go to bombas.com/drink and enter promo code DRINKSign up for Firstleaf with our personal link to get your first 3 bottles of wine for just $15 plus free shipping! Then get an extra $10 off your next box when you rate those wines. Go to tryfirstleaf.com/drinkSign up for stamps.com to get up to $55 free postage, a free scale and a 4 week trial! Go to stamps.com and click on the radio mic at the top of the homepage to enter promo code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Christmas time is here is it right time now? I think so it's December night.
0:05.0	That's my sim version. Oh, oh, simlish.
0:08.4	Oh, so far, so far.
0:11.2	Christmas sims Christmas edition. Oh, chancey Christmas. A chancey Christmas.
0:15.6	Eva right there.
0:16.3	Oh, so far.
0:23.3	Oh, so far.
0:26.3	Guys, we really just derailed. Wow, we talked powerfully gross things.
0:31.3	We talked about powerfully powerfully.
0:34.3	What a rampant discussion. What a rampant discussion.
0:37.3	We discussed all of the things that freak us out about bodies,
0:41.3	which it turns out is everything.
0:43.3	Between the three of us, there is no part of the body that does not freak us out.
0:46.3	Covered every orifice, everything that bends.
0:48.3	Things that don't bend, but you could tear.
0:50.3	Yeah, oh, everything was bad.
0:52.3	Inside outside, things you can unravel. Oh, by the way, the belly button.
0:55.3	I thought about that too.
0:56.3	What?
0:57.3	Hustle-flaw. Hustle-flaw.
0:59.3	That's my safe word.
1:01.3	Oh, can you use that safe word with blaze?
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