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What's up everybody? Welcome back to another episode of Schnitzelk. We're so happy to have you back.

It is the week of July 1st, which is crazy because it's sickening.

It is. It is crazy. It's the seventh month of this year of our Lord 2020.

And it's crazy to me that like all this time has passed and just have nothing to show for nothing.

If the sound is a little funky, I don't know if it will be, but if it is, it's because I'm in my childhood bedroom.

We're coming to live from my childhood bedroom. I'm in Chicago and I just didn't bring home any of the materials that I needed to do my job.

Just like I didn't.

Like I, because what happened was I mostly packed the night before.

Like I did all my clothes, my toiletries and that kind of shit was all packed.

And I always like to, you know, I have a nice leisurely morning.

I get, I gather the rest of my things, I walk room for room and go, okay, what do I need?

What do I need? What do I need?

To make sure I have everything.

I set an alarm for an hour and a half before I was supposed to leave because I knew it would take me 30 minutes to get out of bed.

But then I would have an hour to like get ready, walk around, pack.

My alarm just didn't go off. Just like simply did not go off.

And I woke up 10 minutes before I had to leave for the airport.

And I was like, okay, I'm okay.

So I went to the airport in my pajamas and I made it.

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