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We're back again for another episode of the Json Ellis show. If you want to hear more of the Json Ellis show we have a Patreon and you sign up for that and then you get two shows a week live longer shows and then also I do two solo shows where I cry about

being a bitter emotional guy and and doing too much cratum and then not doing cratum and then getting sweats and then waking up in the middle of the night in the dark where and poop.

I shut diarrhea out of my asses.

What time? Yes. Like four.

So you fed your ass after midnight and gave birth to a cratum.

Yeah. Something exploded like it must have been a because I didn't wake up.

I woke up and I don't I'd stop shitting for sure. You know, like you make I didn't wake up mid shit.

I woke up and was like man, I'm sweaty and I got up. I was like why am I so sweaty in the butt region.

And I think it was a good thing that I was on my back.

Why is my butt sweating poop?

Yeah, but I didn't know it was dark.

So like pulled the covers back and I was like what is it?

What is it so wet right there to piss myself?

And I rubbed my hand in it and I'm like what is that?

The good news is you didn't piss yourself.

No.

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