Hey, we're recording. Oh, I see. This is how I started. I was like, we were just talking.

What are you getting my attention? No, um, Eva's taking a picture of our holy water.

And I figured this is a really, like, um, a good way to start by just shouting. Yeah.

Hey, I mean, I'm getting a work, getting some attention. How are you doing? I'm good.

How are you doing? Listen, I've been better, but I'm fine. Why do you drink Christine?

Well, you know, I had something written down and then things just got way out of hand.

You mean things beyond what you wrote down became even more worthy of correct.

A reason to do it. Let's just say my dog threw his body against a lock gate until he escaped.

And I found him attacking a man across the street who then called me a slew of very terrible

sexist terms and then a neighbor called the police on me and then she almost got hit by four cars.

And but look here we are. And we're all alive. Do you got locked in a closet for five minutes?

And now we're all good. How are you doing? But how did you get them back?

That's the best part of the story. Okay. So I called M because I just instinctively,

instinctively called M and I was like put me on speaker and I was like,

Gio comes to M and then M was like, Gio. And then Gio comes running and I'm like this fucking bastard,

love dog won't listen to me. But you know, you put M on speaker phone and suddenly he's the

puppy's car run into fungal and I grabbed that dog and I was like, how dare you?

It's like when I tried to throw myself in front of a car when I was little and my mom spanked me

and then she got like the authorities called on her for spanking me and she's like, she threw her

body in front of a van. It's kind of like how Gio threw himself into a gate in yep and then

threw his body in front of four vans and then decided to run away from me and not the first time,

not the last. It's funny now, but like time has passed. It's more funny now.

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