E83 Is Amy Still Single?

Dating Straight

Relationships, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Well, it’s complicated. In the spirit of exposing Amy’s secret ex lover, the lesbian has decided to open up about her current dating situation. We ask the angels about how she really feels about her current bae, and what she’s going to do about it. As hard as she’s been trying to stay single, the heart wants what it wants! Thank you to our sponsor! DIPSEA - Go to www.dipseastories.com/straight for your 30-day free trial See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, me, yeah.
0:04.2	That is the beautiful voice of a fully vaccinated king.
0:09.1	Oh my God, you guys, modern science,
0:11.1	Moderna made me a superhuman,
0:14.0	and I'm good at everything now.
0:18.0	I can sing.
0:19.1	Wow, what else can you do?
0:20.8	I can breathe near people and be breathed on
0:24.9	and have a 95% chance of not getting COVID.
0:29.4	I can, even if I get COVID,
0:33.1	I have a high chance of not being crazy sick.
0:38.1	That sounds superhuman to me.
0:39.9	Yeah, it does.
0:41.2	Kind of sounds like this episode is sponsored by Moderna
0:44.2	in Dr. Fauci.
0:46.0	Right, yeah.
0:47.8	So thanks for sponsoring literally my life,
0:50.8	like sponsoring my livelihood.
0:52.7	Yeah.
0:54.4	Yeah, I got vaxed today literally like an hour ago.
0:58.4	They injected me,
1:00.4	and then Amy was already on the way down
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