E83 Housewives, Politicians and Butt Play

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Sarah Silverman is back in New York City and she’s sharing a story about how she hit the streets to enlist the help of strangers. Help… to open her oat milk. Hear about Sarah’s favorite reality shows and the reason she no longer watches Housewives.

She gets a call from a woman who wants to convince her partner to try butt play. And the woman whose family refused to come to her wedding because of religious reasons calls back with an update.
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