Hello, bro,

bro, welcome to Nervous Rex. I'm sitting on a beach in Hawaii because I'm better than you.

Oh, did you hear that? You hear the white noise? That's just the North Shore, shore no big deal I came out here with

Bruce Irons for this serve contest but it's got put on hold because of

COVID and now it might be canceled so me and Bruce who's a pro-surfer if you're

not familiar friend of mine and he's like last minute we just bought a ticket out here

It's so crazy. I'm 46 years old and I live my life like a goddamn

fucking gypsy I just a hippie live my life like a goddamn gipsi.

I just, hippie gypsies, it jisbee.

I fucking, we just came out here with a ticket

with nowhere to stay.

I just rented a fucking van with the surfboards in the back.

We drove to the North Shore and we had nowhere to stay

and then everywhere is booked up and shut down because of COVID.

So next thing you know, our friend Block back from LA

had to call his friend to be like can my friend stay at your house and the

dude wasn't there, the neighbor had to open the gate. Next thing you know me and

Bruce are sleeping fucking back-to-back on a futon in some dude's house we don't even know and I'm 46

years old curled up like a little bitch going what am I fucking doing with my life

this is where I ended up but you know what it all works out because now we got a

room at this villa and we're chilling like the vanilla

gorilla but yeah so yeah what else is going on shit yeah just came to why I had to

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