E78 Tell Me You’re Gay Without Telling Me You’re Gay with Sarah Schauer

Dating Straight

Relationships, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Future Divorcée Sarah Schauer is here to spill their truth. Sarah takes us back to their Christian upbringing and how they didn’t even know being gay was an option, despite their obsession with the movie Stick It and being a Rose & Rosie stan. After a stint in a sorority, Sarah has discovered who they really are: a gay TikTok icon and non-binary legend. Never afraid to tell their truth, Sarah lets us in on their recently ended long-distance relationship, masturbation injury, and TikTok scandals. Thank you to our sponsors! FUNCTION OF BEAUTY: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/DATING for 20% off your first order USUAL WINES: http://www.usualwines.comcode:DATING for $8 off your first order See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hi Sarah. Hey there. Hi. Wow. What a whirlwind has been. Wow. Yeah. Having you on this podcast.
0:07.2	We will get to that in the main episode. But today we are going to hit you with some would you
0:13.7	rather questions. Oh my gosh. Yes. Yes. I just watched the latest video. I love these types of
0:20.6	questions. Let's yes. Let's get into it. Okay. This one I'm pretty proud of. I'm not going to lie.
0:25.9	Okay. Well, it's actually it was actually a collab. I know. I was like the beginning half of a couple
0:32.4	would you rather than think of like an alternate and then Jack came in and fucking slam dunked him.
0:38.1	Get this. All right. Never would you rather. Yeah. Never be able to pee in the shower ever again.
0:45.2	Or have to change your last name from shower to pee.
0:48.7	Um. Oh gosh. What I really tough. Yeah. Whoever says that they don't pee in the shower.
1:01.7	Like come on. Do you pee in the shower? Oh yeah. I love pee in the shower. Yeah. I would rather change
1:05.6	my last name to pee. Just because it would be so funny. Brittany and I are getting a neon sign in
1:10.0	our living room that says piss. And it's going to be like so cute. It's going to be cute. Yeah.
1:15.3	My, um, this is weird. But in high school, my last, like, my last name is shower, but I was blonde.
1:20.7	So people called me golden shower. But people, but the people who didn't know my last name
1:26.3	just thought I thought of me as the girl who liked to be peed on. Uh-huh. So I was like, I was like,
1:30.5	no, it's my last name and I'm blonde and they're like sure. Yeah. Well, that's funny was when I was
1:35.6	actually thinking about writing this. I was thinking about writing. Would you rather never be able to
1:40.0	pee in the shower again or never be able to shower and pee again? But I thought that was a little too much.
1:44.3	But now you brought it up. Shower and pee again. Shower in pee. Oh, oh. Oh, but now you brought it
1:51.2	up. Yeah. Okay. Um, would you rather be cured of all mental illness or have your pet live forever?
2:00.5	Do you have a pet? I have a cat W. That's right. I would rather have my cat live forever because I
2:05.0	think the ADHD is like what keeps like me thinking of jokes. Right. Normal people just like sit
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